#PEACOCKS.COWS.CHICKENS.AND.SHIT. / #OH.AND.BY.THE.WAY: #WE.LIVE.IN.A.DITCH.
The speaker shares a frustrating experience regarding a delivery driver who got stuck in a ditch while attempting to fulfill a food order.
- The Incident: The speaker received a call from a delivery driver who was stuck in a ditch at a delivery location. The driver, who performs various delivery services, requested the speaker’s help in finding a towing company because his phone battery was low.
- The Customer’s Negligence: According to the driver, the customer acknowledged that her boyfriend’s car often gets stuck in the same ditch and that they typically use rubber mats to try to wiggle the car out. The speaker expressed outrage that the customer continues to order food without warning drivers about the dangerous ditch.
- Suspicion of a Setup: The speaker grew suspicious about the location, which the driver described as being surrounded by peacocks, chickens, cows, and horses. Concerned that it might be a setup, the speaker urged the driver to get the exact address, document the location, and report back.
- The Speaker’s Conclusion: The speaker questioned why the customer would order food if it meant putting drivers at such risk, suggesting the customer might be filming the incidents for entertainment. The speaker concluded the rant by advising the driver to be more cautious and to stop accepting deliveries to that location.
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