7 thoughts on “Beware: [ Scammers and Imposters ]”

  1. NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I AM NOT MARRIED.

    NOPE.
    I DID NOT CALL YOU.

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DID NOT CONTACT YOUR BUSINESS.

    [ NEITHER BY PHONE – NOR EMAIL – NOR PIGEON ]

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DID NOT EMAIL YOU, UNLESS IT WAS 1000% – FROM MY ONLY OFFICIAL WEBSITE EMAIL ADDRESS.

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DID NOT DM YOU, UNLESS I MADE SURE YOU KNEW IT WAS ME 1000%, WITH PROOF.

    [ I ALWAYS LET THE PERSON KNOW, DIRECTLY THROUGH MY WEBSITE. ]

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DO NOT DO THAT ONLINE DATE THING.

    [ I WOULD NEVER- EVER EVER EVER. ]

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    THAT WAS NOT ME, YOU WERE TALKING TO.

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DID NOT CALL YOU, FOR ANY KIND OF BUSINESS – WHATSOEVER.

    NOPE.
    THAT WAS NOT ME, YOU SPOKE TO.

    NOPE.
    I DON’T HAVE AN ASSISTANT.

    [ I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER – ALLOW / ASK ANYBODY TO CALL AND SPEAK, FOR ME. ]

    NOPE.
    I DON’T HAVE EMPLOYEES. NOT ONE.

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I HAVE NEVER MET – NOR MET UP – WITH YOU, IN PERSON.

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    THAT IS NOT MY SIGNATURE.

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DID NOT SIGN THAT.

    NOPE.
    I DID NOT CONTACT ANYBODY, ASKING FOR DONATIONS – NOR MONEY OF ANY KIND.

    [ I WOULD NEVER. EVER. ]

    NOPE. πŸ“Œ
    I DO NOT HAVE A MANAGER.

    [ THAT ONE WAS / IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. ]

    AGAIN.

    PLEASE – CONTACT ME ONLY THROUGH – MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE EMAIL ADDRESS.

    PLEASE MAKE SURE IT’S ME, and NOT A DAMN NUT – LIKE THIS, RIGHT HERE.

    IT’S SOOOOOOO SIMPLE:

    IF IT DOES NOT COME DIRECTLY FROM HERE – MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE [ MEANING, IT CAN BE TRACED BACK – 1000% ], IT’S AN IMPOSTER.

    A DAMN NUT.

    Love.
    JoesDaughter

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