7 thoughts on “Beware: [ Scammers and Imposters ]”

    1. NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I AM NOT MARRIED.

      NOPE.
      I DID NOT CALL YOU.

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DID NOT CONTACT YOUR BUSINESS.

      [ NEITHER BY PHONE – NOR EMAIL – NOR PIGEON ]

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DID NOT EMAIL YOU, UNLESS IT WAS 1000% – FROM MY ONLY OFFICIAL WEBSITE EMAIL ADDRESS.

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DID NOT DM YOU, UNLESS I MADE SURE YOU KNEW IT WAS ME 1000%, WITH PROOF.

      [ I ALWAYS LET THE PERSON KNOW, DIRECTLY THROUGH MY WEBSITE. ]

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DO NOT DO THAT ONLINE DATE THING.

      [ I WOULD NEVER- EVER EVER EVER. ]

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      THAT WAS NOT ME, YOU WERE TALKING TO.

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DID NOT CALL YOU, FOR ANY KIND OF BUSINESS – WHATSOEVER.

      NOPE.
      THAT WAS NOT ME, YOU SPOKE TO.

      NOPE.
      I DON’T HAVE AN ASSISTANT.

      [ I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER – ALLOW / ASK ANYBODY TO CALL AND SPEAK, FOR ME. ]

      NOPE.
      I DON’T HAVE EMPLOYEES. NOT ONE.

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I HAVE NEVER MET – NOR MET UP – WITH YOU, IN PERSON.

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      THAT IS NOT MY SIGNATURE.

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DID NOT SIGN THAT.

      NOPE.
      I DID NOT CONTACT ANYBODY, ASKING FOR DONATIONS – NOR MONEY OF ANY KIND.

      [ I WOULD NEVER. EVER. ]

      NOPE. πŸ“Œ
      I DO NOT HAVE A MANAGER.

      [ THAT ONE WAS / IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. ]

      AGAIN.

      PLEASE – CONTACT ME ONLY THROUGH – MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE EMAIL ADDRESS.

      PLEASE MAKE SURE IT’S ME, and NOT A DAMN NUT – LIKE THIS, RIGHT HERE.

      IT’S SOOOOOOO SIMPLE:

      IF IT DOES NOT COME DIRECTLY FROM HERE – MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE [ MEANING, IT CAN BE TRACED BACK – 1000% ], IT’S AN IMPOSTER.

      A DAMN NUT.

      Love.
      JoesDaughter

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